Food 4 Less, I loathe thee

Number of fresh blueberries found = 0


Number of times the mister thingy came on in the 10 minutes I was in the produce area = 6


Number of cow tongues at the meat counter = 5


Number of old ladies in motorized carts who should have their licenses revoked = 1


Number of small children on the premises = about 100


Number of small children crying and/or fighting = about 75


Number of small children playing clapping games in the aisles = 2


Number of small children doing cartwheels at the check out area = 1


Number of parents yelling = about 40


Number of parents put out by the fact they were at Food 4 Less with 1 or more small children = I didn’t take a poll, but I would guess all of them


Number of Skinny Cow ice creams found = 0 (Blast!)


Number of folks bothered by the fact that they have to resort to this environment due to financial matters = 1, that I know of (because it was me)