4.26.2009
Oh, Those Crazy Kids
I concur with every word of this already posted blog, so I thought I'd just post the link for your viewing pleasure.
4.18.2009
I'm a Pizza Whore
Since I was recently called out on being "lazy, Lazy, LAZY" on the blogging, I thought I would tear myself away from...doing nothing, and post up. So here goes...
Hi, everyone. My name is Kristen and I'm a pizza whore.
This is something that only recently came to light. For me at least. I've always said, in jest, that pizza is one of those things that I could eat daily. I didn't thing that was something I would actually do until I was having a little early morning, in-the-shower introspection.
Since Easter Sunday (i.e. 6 days ago), I have eaten pizza 8 separate times.
So help me.
Let me break it down:
Easter Sunday, after a fabulous BBQ lunch, I came home and started watching some tube. A commercial came on for the Pizza Hut Panormous for $10. So this is my internal dialogue:
"I'm kinda hungry. And it's only 10 bucks. And they'll deliver it to me, so I don't have to leave again. Hell yeah! Let's get some pizza!"
So I called and because they're not a franchise (or some sort of bullshit), it's not $10 but $12.
"That's still a helluva deal. And I'm already committed to this idea of the Panormous. Do it! Do it!"
So I proceed to order. And he tells me the total and I remember that there will of course be a delivery charge. Oh, and I'll tip the guy.
So now my $10 pizza is now closer to $20.
"Blast!"
Pizza Dude finally gets here and pulls out a gigantic box. I believe I even said to him, "Seriously?"
The Panormous lives up to its name. It is 2 9x13 pan pizzas. In 1 box. Oh holy Christ.
I proceed to eat pizza for dinner on Sunday, breakfast on Monday, dinner on Monday and breakfast on Tuesday.
"Finally, finally. I. Am. Done."
On Wednesday, Ron and I went to eat. Since arguing about food with him is something I'm no longer obligated to do, he went to my fave pizza place ever, Dante's California Pizza. Where I proceeded to eat pizza. Again.
On Thursday, Rick's Pizza was sponsoring fundraisers for Tokay Band AND Tokay Baseball. Oh hell. Here we go again. And of course there were leftovers, so I had that for Friday's breakfast.
Friday...one of my favorite people is home for the weekend. And she suggests we go for pizza and beer at another one of my fave pizza places, Pizza Works. And so help me, I said yes.
And then she said I could have the leftovers.
"I think I just heard the leftovers whisper my name."
*sigh*
Hi, everyone. My name is Kristen and I'm a pizza whore.
This is something that only recently came to light. For me at least. I've always said, in jest, that pizza is one of those things that I could eat daily. I didn't thing that was something I would actually do until I was having a little early morning, in-the-shower introspection.
Since Easter Sunday (i.e. 6 days ago), I have eaten pizza 8 separate times.
So help me.
Let me break it down:
Easter Sunday, after a fabulous BBQ lunch, I came home and started watching some tube. A commercial came on for the Pizza Hut Panormous for $10. So this is my internal dialogue:
"I'm kinda hungry. And it's only 10 bucks. And they'll deliver it to me, so I don't have to leave again. Hell yeah! Let's get some pizza!"
So I called and because they're not a franchise (or some sort of bullshit), it's not $10 but $12.
"That's still a helluva deal. And I'm already committed to this idea of the Panormous. Do it! Do it!"
So I proceed to order. And he tells me the total and I remember that there will of course be a delivery charge. Oh, and I'll tip the guy.
So now my $10 pizza is now closer to $20.
"Blast!"
Pizza Dude finally gets here and pulls out a gigantic box. I believe I even said to him, "Seriously?"
The Panormous lives up to its name. It is 2 9x13 pan pizzas. In 1 box. Oh holy Christ.
I proceed to eat pizza for dinner on Sunday, breakfast on Monday, dinner on Monday and breakfast on Tuesday.
"Finally, finally. I. Am. Done."
On Wednesday, Ron and I went to eat. Since arguing about food with him is something I'm no longer obligated to do, he went to my fave pizza place ever, Dante's California Pizza. Where I proceeded to eat pizza. Again.
On Thursday, Rick's Pizza was sponsoring fundraisers for Tokay Band AND Tokay Baseball. Oh hell. Here we go again. And of course there were leftovers, so I had that for Friday's breakfast.
Friday...one of my favorite people is home for the weekend. And she suggests we go for pizza and beer at another one of my fave pizza places, Pizza Works. And so help me, I said yes.
And then she said I could have the leftovers.
"I think I just heard the leftovers whisper my name."
*sigh*
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