12.23.2008

Sleepytime

My body is still not on this whole vacation thing. Again, as evidenced by my 5:12 a.m. wake up time this morning. I think the latest I've stayed in bed these last 4 days has been 7 a.m. Which technically is sleeping in, considering I normally get up between 5 and 5:30. But still.... I long for the days when I slept so long my mother would come in to check on me just to make sure I was still alive. (Which would inevitably wake me up, because of the whole introducing-another-into-the-sleeping-environment-fucks-things-up-for-the-sleeper thing.)

Stupid internal clock.

I read in a magazine once that in order to find your own circadian rhythms, when you have about a week or so with no commitments, you should try falling asleep when you're tired and then waking up when you feel refreshed. This will allow you to find out 1. How much sleep your body truly needs, and 2. What hours your body functions optimally.

Back when I was still in college, and I had a summer to do whatever the fuck I pleased, I tried this. And was sorely disappointed. Ya see, first, I found that my body needs roughly 12 hours of sleep. However, being a college student, a volunteer, a worker, a grad student, an intern, a counselor, a wife, an ex-wife, a doggie mom, a friend, a daughter, a cousin, a niece does not allow for sleeping half the day away. So I jokingly say that when it comes to sleep, I need 12, I'd like 8, but I get 6.

Boo.

Another cause for disappointment was the hours in which I naturally fell into these 12 hours of sleep. I felt tired around 3 a.m. and felt naturally refreshed at 3 p.m.

Now I don't know about you and your world, but my world (even when I lived in a minorly major city) is not very accommodating to being awake between 3 p.m. and 3 a.m. And I'm not talking about finding a place to eat, or grocery shopping, or getting a drink, or going dancing. I'm talking about running errands and going to the local branch of the public library and making it to the DMV before closing and shit like that. Not to mention that currently, I live in a town that has 2 grocery stores and one sit down restaurant (not to be a snob, but it's a fucking Denny's) that you can access 24/7. And. That's. It.

Additionally, I don't know if you've noticed...but school's usually out by 3 p.m. Hell, the school I work at is out at 2:10 p.m.

Hmmm...maybe I need to find a position as an evening college advisor. Or maybe my career as a stay-at-home blogger will take off. Or I could work on the professional student thing, despite my hatred for evening classes.

Maybe I can make this 3 p.m.-3 a.m. thing work...

12.22.2008

Mondays Are Great Days to Be on Vacation

Still working on Eat, Pray, Love, but wow-ee wow does this book speak to me. (And yes, I did just say wow-ee wow. Haters.)

Am now 1 gift away from being done, done, done with Christmas shopping. And am completely done with wrapping, minus the gift to be named later.

What is it about CSI: reruns that suck you in and keep you glued to the T.V. for hours on end? (Granted all I was doing was making dinner and wrapping gifts, but still...)

I don't know how I lived my entire make-up wearing life as an oily skinned person without
M.A.C. Blot Powder. Shine? What shine?

Went to the movies with The Moms to see Four Christmases today. Cute, but predictable, and worth every cent of the $13.50 I spent on my ticket and treats. (And The Moms and I pondered the serious subject of why popcorn always tastes better at the theater.)

Yesterday was one of my favorite people's birthday. And for the first time in 8 years, I wasn't there to celebrate it, despite my wanting desperately to invite myself over to what I know was a fabulous birthday dinner to watch him blow out the candles. Me and my wanting people to not be uncomfortable...

God, I'm too nice.





12.20.2008

Whatever I Want

For the record, I've already had 2 offers to clean my apartment for cookies, though one offer stipulated "I will not pick up dog poo." But in all seriousness, I wouldn't even let my own mother bear witness to the depths of my slovenliness, I don't care how many cookies I end up eating myself.

Onward...

I ♥ the first day of my breaks. Usually this is because it's one of the few days that I allow myself to genuinely do whatever the hell I want. Stay in bed all day? Sure. Tackle that mess I kept saying I'd get to? No problem. Cruise the internet for hours? Absolutely. Shower? Negotiable. Run errands? Stay in my jammies all day? Watch endless hours of OnDemand? Write down the story of my life? Clean? Take a nap? Cook something yummy?

These are all possibilities.

So today, with my internal clock not quite on vacation time (as evidenced by my eyes snapping open at 4:45 a.m.), I began with 3 hours of reading Eat, Pray, Love by Elizabeth Gilbert (who by the way, has unknowingly been living in the recesses of my brain, took some of my deepest thoughts and fears, put them on paper, published them, and entitled it Eat, Pray, Love) which included some leftover homemade hummus snagged from yesterday's potluck (not to be all Rachael Ray, but Yum-o). Then 2 episodes of SATC, Season 5 on DVD (which was the season SJP was prego, so the viewers get kinda shortchanged -- only 8 episodes, as opposed to the requisite 12+). All from the comfort of my magic bed (more on that some other time).

Currently, I've got the Food Network rockin' with a big bowl of oatmeal with butter, brown sugar and craisins, and a giant mug of Earl Grey. All while wearing jammies and breaking in my new 3 inch peep toe Madden Girl's I got for 70% off at Mervyn's last night. (God love discount prices!)

Hmmm...what to do next?


12.19.2008

Kristen's My Name, Random's My Game

  • I am officially on vacation...From now until January 4th, 11:59 p.m. my time is my own.
  • I'm 2 presents away from being done, done, done with my Christmas shopping. Actually wrapping them is a whole 'nother story...
  • Someone in my complex has a dog that keeps shitting everywhere. Clean up after your fucking dog, dammit! No one wants to smell dog crap every time they walk outside, or have to keep watching their step. And it's obviously a fairly small dog, but that makes it even worse, because then you really have to watch closely where you're stepping. Next time my dog comes over, I'll be sure to show you what real dog poop looks like (before I chuck it in the bin, thank you very much.)
  • I made so many holiday cookies, I'm running out of people to force them on. (But in my defense, I have been getting a lot of compliments...But maybe they're just scared of me since I forced cookies on them.)
  • Today we had a Savor the Season/Thank God the Semester's Over potluck where we had to bring a dish that was from our heritage. So I brought rice (duh) and adobo...though I noticed the other Filipino girl in my office didn't even try it. Snotty Pinay...
  • The last couple of days I've been thinking I'm coming down with a sinus infection...I've only had a gajillion of them in my lifetime, so I've got the signs and symptoms down pretty pat. Normally, I would just ride it out, but being so close to my recovery from the wretched cold, as well as with the holidays looming, I didn't want to have to deal with that shit, so I broke down and went to the doctor. Let me just say, I abhor going to the doctor. The waiting forever, being surrounded by sick people, having to get weighed and measured and poked and prodded. Yuck. And when I called, I found out that my doctor (a non-snotty Pinay) is out of the country until next year, but they could fit me in with someone else. Boo. But I was willing to do it. I had the first appointment after lunch, so I got right in. They did the vitals thing (though getting on a scale mere minutes after indulging in a Thank God the Semester's Over luncheon is not a good idea), the doctor came in shortly after...and essentially I paid a $10 co-pay for her to tell me to continue with my over the counter remedies. Blast!
  • Between wrapping up the semester, shopping, doctor's appointments, vet appointments (for Sirius, not me), pedicure appointments, baking, cooking and dodging shit piles, I've neglected my house duties. Anyone like to wash clothes, dishes, bathtubs, etc? No? Come on...I have cookies!!





12.07.2008

Shopping with The Moms

For the first time in what seems like forever, my mom agreed to go shopping with me (like beyond just a Walmart or Target run), as she had yet to begin her Christmas shopping, claiming the idea of Black Friday scares the bejesus out of her.

So the plan was to meet between 8 and 8:30 a.m. today at my apartment, before heading out to breakfast. Here we are:
Oops, too much zoom

There we go

After a yummy breakfast at one of my favorite spots, Avenue Grill, we headed out. We were going to head to Stockton and hit up the malls and Trinity Parkway. We did not take into account that it was Sunday, so most mall stores didn't open until 9, 10 or even 11. Um, helloooo mall people...it's the Holiday Season...people want to take care of business in the morning, ASAP, not halfway through the day, thank you very much.

Anyway, so we wandered through Barnes & Nobel and that's all because everywhere else was fucking closed. Boo.

Then we headed over to the other mall to Best Buy and wandered some more, while I showed mom a number of things I'd love to have. As the clock crept closer to 10 a.m., we approached the entryway that connects Best Buy with the mall, where the mutant at the door (is that all they hire there? And FYI, it was a different mutant than the Black Friday one) explained that the mall didn't open until 11 a.m. Boo. So accepting defeat, we headed out of Best Buy to the Petco next door to look for gifts for our respective dogs: Mom's mini schnauzer, Max, and my blue nosed pit, Sirius. (For the record, the one time that these two met, Max immediately turned tail to Sirius, essentially cementing the fact that Max would be Sirius' bitch. LOL)

That done, we headed back to the other mall, which we knew opened at 10 a.m., in the hopes of being able to spend the JC Penney gift card I received last year when I returned a Christmass gift sans receipt. One Little Black Dress later, we headed to the Bath department, as my mom was in search of the perfect set of rugs and towels to decorate their newly refurbished bathroom. Note to self: Black velour track suit + new towels and rugs = Fuzz-o-rama

Back to the other mall (Again. Boo.) since it is now after 11 a.m., where besides looking in every jewelry store window (her) and coveting the M.A.C. counter in it's entirety (me), I showed mom more gift ideas and hit up Bath and Body Works ($6 Wallflowers!).

Time for some lunch. Since we were heading in that direction, and mom hadn't been there before despite our rave reviews and noshing on leftovers past, we stopped at my absolute favorite pizza place ever -- Dante's California Style Pizza. There we indulged in some salad and a California Combo.

Needing to walk it off, we moved on to Trinity Parkway (AKA 8 Mile), where we did some damage at Bed, Bath & Beyond, before heading to Target to do the same.

So let's review, shall we? (Think 12 Days of Christmas)


1 LBD...Gotta love the clearance racks...$80 dress, 1/2 off, gift card for $29 and change...total cost to me: $13.50.


2 Yummy meals (plus a snack at Sonic)

Mmmm...Onion Rings

3 Potty breaks (No pics here, pervs)


4 Rude/Stupid cashiers. The girl at BB&B couldn't even muster a "Thank you and have a nice day"


5 M.A.C. Lipglasses!


6 Times I had to discourage Mom from buying clothes for Max. Or Sirius, for that matter. (What is the deal with that, anyway, all these "ensembles" for dogs? Dogs shouldn't wear clothes!!)


7 Gift ideas (Which, in case she forgot, I'll review here: 1. Garmin, 2. Wii Remote Charger, 3. Wii Music, 4. Printer/Scanner/Copier, 5. Speakers for my iPod/iPhone to plug into, 6. Uggs, and 7. Macy's gift card (so I don't have to covet anymore))


8 Million different shades of light, dark and navy blue. And we looked at every towel, hand towel, wash cloth, and rug imaginable.


9 Full minutes spent in the Target Toy Department before I gave up. And then I found it.


10 Shopping bags. (Don't get too excited. 3 things I bought were big enough to necessitate their own bag)


11 Cigarettes smoked. You think I'm kidding. Well you asked for it...

After Breakfast Cigarette

Before Barnes & Nobel

After B & N

Here I am, patiently waiting...

After Best Buy

On our way to JCP

After JCP

Me, not so patiently waiting

Mom getting irritated with all the pictures. On our way to Bath & Body

Me, trying not to choke

After Lunch

Before Bed, Bath & Beyond

Ambushed, post-Target

Post-Sonic, entranced by her 1/2 price drink

12 Screaming children...in each store we went into.

Thank god my holiday shopping is nearly done